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LOANDING…System Error Snow Wash Crewneck

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Description

Game Over? No, just adulthood.

We’re all stuck in the same glitch: The student loans, the bills, the endless grind. This design flips the script on nostalgia, mixing classic gaming icons with the reality of the “Loan System.”

The Design (Satire Edition):
Yes, we spelled it “LOANDING.” It’s not a typo; it’s a lifestyle. Featuring a satirical collage of a broken system, band-aids that don’t fix anything, game-over screens, and the eternal wait for financial freedom.

The Fabric (Snow Wash Vintage):

To match the gritty reality, we used a premium Snow Wash finish.

  • The Contrast: The Vintage Black backdrop makes the retro colors (Cyber Yellow, Teal, and Red) pop with incredible vibrancy.

  • The Texture: The fabric undergoes a rigorous washing process that creates a “snowy,” textured fade. It looks and feels like a ’90s streetwear staple right out of the bag.

  • The Weight: At 10.6 oz (360 gsm), this is a heavy-duty crewneck. It’s thick, durable, and built to survive the game of life.

The Fit:

  • Silhouette: Loose / Oversized fit with drop shoulders.

  • Sizing: True to size for a relaxed look.

The Details:

  • Color: Washed Charcoal (The perfect backdrop for the vibrant graphics).

  • Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton.

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (30°C). Hang-dry allows the heavy cotton to maintain its shape and vintage texture.

Size Chart

SMLXL2XL
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Chest24.46225.26426.06626.86827.670
Length27.67028.37229.17429.97630.778
Shoulder22.45723.25924.06124.86325.665
Sleeve length22.45722.85823.25923.66024.061

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